matt: i’m the most normal man in the universe. i’m totally hip and happening
dom: ha
matt: i mean, i wear sunglasses indoors, bono wears sunglasses indoors, we’re both cool blokes. dom over there isn’t wearing his sunglasses and we already knew he was uncool, so that’s just more evidence to the point
dom: but what
matt: and see his leopard print belt and light pink shirt? what is that? what even is that? and the hair? oh god, you know how long he takes on his hair? why, i’d wager that at least 14 hours a day are dedicated to-
dom: matt spent all of yesterday curled up in a ball crying hysterically and eating a tub of banana flavoured ice cream because he couldn’t find an airport on mapcrunch. and he was randomized to london, by the way. he couldn’t find heathrow
matt:
dom:
matt: i thought that was gonna be our secret
dom: never insult leopard print, bitch
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